– Hello Russell, how are you? This is Ciccio Italia, the mayor of Syracuse. I got your number from Dolce and Gabbana… I’m calling to gauge your availability for a live performance with your band here!
– Hello Ciccio, nice to meet you! Everyone here in LA talks about the shows in your beautiful city! I’d be happy to come and play at the Greek Theatre in Syracuse! Ahahahaha… At my signal, unleash hell! Ahahahah…
– Uh… but Russell, actually they’re not giving us the Greek Theatre… but there’s the Ara of Ierone available with a mobile structure that…
– What do you mean no Greek Theatre? Are you kidding me?
– No Russell, unfortunately the Sicilian Region… You know… even Adele and Benigni…. the same situation… and…
– I’m sorry Ciccio, no way, no way. I’ll go perform in Noto with Mayor Corrado Figura. Farewell and delete my mobile number.
- Wait Russell, Russell…
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